MFG's Birthday or Jiro's Cha Cha Night

Matt Goldman's birthday started off innocently enough with pizza, cake, several bottles of red, a bottle of white, and a shit ton of beer. The cake was possibly the beast i've ever seen. With only Pube's coming even close in splenduosity. We left Rockwell and Jiro pad to see the Misshapes @ The Standard Downtown, and upon arrival realized what a misstake it was. We ended up at The Cha Cha where everyone had a great time. Apparently, after I left there was a beer bottle smashed against the bar, a racial slur shouted and car door kicked in; But that's all hearsey and conjecture at this point.